Yo, anyone else notice how janitor Al always seems to know *everything* going on around here? Like, dude’s lowkey the oracle of this place.
Need to know where the boss is? Janitor Al knows.
Heard a rumor about layoffs? Janitor Al’s already got the tea.
Even the vending machine’s broken? Yep, janitor Al’s got a fix for that too.
It’s wild, man. He’s just moppin’ floors, but somehow he’s got the 411 on *everything*. Like, how does he even do it? Is he just super observant, or does he have some secret network of info?
Also, shoutout to janitor Al for always being chill af. Dude’s got the best vibes.
Anyway, just had to throw this out there. Anyone else think janitor Al’s the real MVP around here?
Need to know where the boss is? Janitor Al knows.
Heard a rumor about layoffs? Janitor Al’s already got the tea.
Even the vending machine’s broken? Yep, janitor Al’s got a fix for that too.
It’s wild, man. He’s just moppin’ floors, but somehow he’s got the 411 on *everything*. Like, how does he even do it? Is he just super observant, or does he have some secret network of info?
Also, shoutout to janitor Al for always being chill af. Dude’s got the best vibes.
Anyway, just had to throw this out there. Anyone else think janitor Al’s the real MVP around here?